…Overheard one evening in August just west of ATL:
Tower: (To aircraft doing touch and goes alone in the pattern) …You watching the fireworks just north of here?
Piper1234: Yup … what’s the holiday on August 18th that includes fireworks?
Tower: No clue.
Unidentified: Well, I know what it is. Ten year aniversary of my diviorce.
(pause)
…And now I know where the money has gone.