Another Airbus story...
There is a certain airline that flies Airbus A319s out of Lindberg. The following was overheard there recently...
Controller: Roger [A319], turn left heading 140.
A319: (No answer)
Controller: [A319], Left turn, please. Now make the heading 120. Good rate, please.
A319: Ah, Departure, the airplane won't let us do that.
Controller: Would you mind putting the airplane on the radio, then?