Overheard on United flight ATC audio channel.

United: Center, United 123 in light chop -- how's the ride ahead?

Center: Should smooth out in a couple of minutes.

United: Yeah, it just smoothed out for us.

Center: Sometimes it helps just to talk about it.

United: You sound just like my girlfriend.

(pause)

Unknown: You know ... he *does* sound just like your girlfriend!