Overheard on United flight ATC audio channel.
United: Center, United 123 in light chop — how’s the ride ahead?
Center: Should smooth out in a couple of minutes.
United: Yeah, it just smoothed out for us.
Center: Sometimes it helps just to talk about it.
United: You sound just like my girlfriend.
(pause)
Unknown: You know … he *does* sound just like your girlfriend!