Another day, another air show...
I was "in the queue" for landing at Oshkosh a couple of years back. As everyone knows, landing aircraft are spoken to but don't verbally reply to the FAA controllers.
ATC to Two ahead of me: Brown Cessna, land on the Orange Spot. Rock your wings if you copy.
(The Cessna rocked his wings.)
ATC to One ahead of me: Red Biplane, land on the Blue Spot. Rock your wings.
(The Pitts Special executed two snap rolls to the left.)
ATC: And save that for the show, will you?