Slow day at the FSS?

I'm a student at Daniel Webster College, and one particularly nasty winter morning last year I was calling the briefer before my 7AM flight...

Me: Good morning this is N---DW, I'd like a standard VFR brief for the Nashua area and ...

Briefer (cutting me off): You're not going anywhere this morning except back to bed.

(pause)

... Still want your briefing?