True story:
During my first visit to AirVenture, known as “Oshkosh,” around 1996, I brought my hand held radio to listen to the tower.
I heard a guy ask one question:
“Tower, can you tell me where the traffic is?”
Tower responded:
“Sir, their is traffic in front of you, behind you, to your left, to your right and above you. There probably is traffic below you. Just be real careful out there.”
I turned off my radio, as I had heard it all.
Matthew Bunch