Heard this somewhere over Kansas:
"Airline 312, traffic. Eleven o'clock, three miles, FL 310 Citation, westbound."
"We got `em on the pig finder."
"Kansas City Center, Cheyenne Zero Alpha November. Request."
"Was that a 'Papa-India-Golf finder'?"
"It's a TCAS."
"That's called a 'Foxtrot-India-Sierra-Hotel finder.'"
"Yeah, but we're over Kansas."
Lance S. Ferguson, M.D.
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