Heard this somewhere over Kansas:
Center:
“Airline 312, traffic. Eleven o’clock, three miles, FL 310 Citation, westbound.”
Airline 312:
“We got `em on the pig finder.”
N700AN:
“Kansas City Center, Cheyenne Zero Alpha November. Request.”
Center:
“Go ahead.”
N700AN:
“Was that a ‘Papa-India-Golf finder’?”
ATC:
“It’s a TCAS.”
Anonymous Voice:
“That’s called a ‘Foxtrot-India-Sierra-Hotel finder.'”
Airline 312:
“Yeah, but we’re over Kansas.”
Lance S. Ferguson, M.D.
Lexington, Kentucky