Missed the beginning of this exchange, but you'll get the point, I hope:
"We carry the University of XYZ men's basketball team."
"Ah, roger. I was just wondering about your call sign ... ."
"We don't like it any better than anyone else."
Center (laughing) :
"Do [your players] wear pink uniforms?"
"Don't go there, Center."
Center (resuming a serious tone) :
"Twinkles Three Forty Five, fly heading 230, descend and maintain 4,000."
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