CTAF offers a smorgasbord of irritating communications techniques. Somewhere in California's Central Valley, I heard a pilot repeatedly report, "Turning left, final, runway 20."
After what must have been the tenth "left final," a pilot who'd obviously had it replied:
"There is no left final; there is no right final — just final. It's a straight line!"
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