Overheard in IFR Magazine's "On the Air"

Airliner:
"Approach, what's our sequence?"

Approach:
"Calling for the sequence, I missed your callsign — but if I find out what it is, you're last."

Courtesy of the Top Twenty Actual Transmissions Heard in the O'Hare Tracon, from IntentionallyLeftBlank, the newsletter of O'Hare's National Air Traffic Controllers Association.