Heard a funny one from NorCal Approach last Saturday.
NorCal:
“Cessna 1234Z, you have traffic at 2 o’clock, about 1,000 feet below you.”
1234Z:
“Roger, NorCal. I see the traffic; it’s a red helicopter.”
NorCal:
“O.K., but they’re all green to me.”
Terry Blumenthal
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