Returning from a $100 hamburger in Lakeland to Orlando one Saturday afternoon:

Orlando Approach:
"N1234X, you have traffic 2 o'clock and 3 miles at 2,500, 7 o'clock and 2 miles at 3,000."

[pause]

Orlando Approach:
"Hey, just be careful. You're surrounded."

John Summerford
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