Whitted Ground:
“N12345, clear of the active, taxi to the Hangar Restaurant.”
N12345:
“345 cleared to the restaurant via ‘Bravo.'”
Whitted Ground:
“They’re featuring five dollar hamburgers today.”
N12345:
“Five dollars? I thought it was a hundred-dollar hamburger!”
Whitted Ground:
“For you, it’s a hundred dollars. For me, it’s five dollars.”
Michael J. McCarthy
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