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October 29, 2012

Short Final

Overheard during a very, very rough ride out of Newark last week:

Center:
"Airliner 123, how is your ride?"

Airliner 123:
"The rides are crap."

[momentary pause]

Airliner 123:
"I'm sorry. That was unprofessional of me. The rides are unsatisfactory."

Center:
"Your first description was acceptable."


Rob Nabieszko
via e-mail

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