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Heard at Orlando Executive:

Tower:
"Ercoupe 1234, we have a blimp landing to the right of runway 7. Reduce speed."

Ercoupe:
"1234 reducing speed."

Tower:
"1234, make a half-'S' turn to the left."

Ercoupe:
"1234 making a half-assed turn to the left."


Robert C. Abbaticchio
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