Overheard while flying between Athens, Ga. and Charleston, S.C.:
Bizjet 123: Approach we just flew through the localizer. Can you vector us around for another attempt early turn in?
Augusta Approach: Sorry about that. I was on the land line coordinating with Center and the guy just kept talking and talking and talking. I couldnt get him off the phone.
Bizjet 123: Yeah, I understand. Sometimes I cant get my wife off the phone, either.
Approach: Well, she must be working at Atlanta Center then.