Overheard on Little Rock Airport's (KLIT) clearance delivery frequency.
King Air N1234: Little Rock clearance this is King Air N1234 with a request.
Clearance delivery: Go ahead.
King Air N1234: I have been trying to file a flight plan with Lockheed for more than 30 minutes. Could you take the info and file for me?
Clearance delivery: Sure, give me the info.
King Air N1234: [after the info was given] I never thought I would see the day when I would say the federal government was more efficient than the private sector. Thanks!