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Your recent "Short Final" reminded me of a funny story I got to participate in about two and a half years ago: ... XXX GND: "Delta 1234, cleared to Yadda via depart heading 320, radar vectors YADDA, then as filed. Maintain 5,000; expect FL260 ten minutes after departure. Departure 123.45; squawk 2108." ... DAL1234: "Roger. Cleared to Yadda via heading 320 on departure, radar vectors YADDA, then as filed. Maintain 5,000; expect FL260 ten minutes after departure. Departure 123.45; squawk 2108." ... XXX GND: "Delta 1234, readback correct. Call when ready to taxi, with Echo." ... I sat and waited. And waited. And waited, figuring at least one of them would figure it out, and then I finally couldn't help myself. ... Me: "Ground, you sure you want to give him that squawk code?" ... XXX GND: "I'm not sure what you're talking about, but his code is fine." ... So I waited about another ten seconds to see if either the controller or the pilot would figure it out. Nope. ... Me: "O.K., sorry about that. I must have some old equipment in this old bird and not one of them newfangled transponders. The digits in my old transponder only go up to 7." ... After about a six-second pause: ... XXX GND [laughing]: "Oh, boy. It's been a long night! DAL1234, how about a squawk of something a little different, like how about maybe 2110?" -- Don Desfosse, via e-mail More

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Whilst flying back from Belfast to Blackpool in the U.K. several years ago, I heard a GA pilot behind me cleared for take-off by the tower. The tower then reminded him of the local noise regulations. The pilot replied that he understood and added helpfully that he would only be using one engine in this instance. More

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It has happened about 50 years ago at the old Munich airport in Germany. The date was August 15, a Catholic holiday called Maria Ascension Day. In those days, there were often quiet moments over the radio. In one of these silent moments, a booming voice came over the R/T: ... Unidentified Pilot: "This is Maria, still climbing." ... Radar: "No restrictions on your climb." -- Hans Koeners, via e-mail More

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Overheard one evening as a Fayetteville, North Carolina controller was working with a Cessna that was requesting flight following. The Cessna had problems with a fussy transponder and the controller was attempting to help. After several exchanges: ... Tower: "N1234, I'm still getting an inconsistent transponder return. Confirm squawking 4567." ... Cessna: "N1234 squawking 4567." ... Tower: "N1234, transponder return is still inconsistent. Try squawking 5678." ... Cessna: "N1234 squawking 5678." ... Tower: "N1234, I have a good return now. Could you say the type?" ... Cessna: "N1234. It's a piece-of-crap [redacted] transponder. Don't ever buy one." ... long pause ... Cessna: "Oh, you meant the aircraft. Skyhawk." ... Tower keyed the microphone, but only laughter came through. -- Glenn Holden, via e-mail More

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Each week in "Short Final," we select the strangest, funniest, or most unusual thing AVweb readers have heard over the radio -- either from other pilots or coming directly from the Air Traffic Control (ATC) tower. Click through as this week's winner wraps things up at OSH. More

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Each week in "Short Final," we select the strangest, funniest, or most unusual thing AVweb readers have heard over the radio -- either from other pilots or coming directly from the Air Traffic Control (ATC) tower. Click through to listen in as this week's winner keeps it quiet to accomodate local regs. More

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Each week in "Short Final," we select the strangest, funniest, or most unusual thing AVweb readers have heard over the radio -- either from other pilots or coming directly from the Air Traffic Control (ATC) tower. Click through to listen in as this week's winner makes his way across the taxiway. More

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Each week in "Short Final," we select the strangest, funniest, or most unusual thing AVweb readers have heard over the radio -- either from other pilots or coming directly from the Air Traffic Control (ATC) tower. Click through to listen in on this week's winner. More

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Each week in "Short Final," we select the strangest, funniest, or most unusual thing AVweb readers have heard over the radio -- either from other pilots or coming directly from the Air Traffic Control (ATC) tower. Click through to listen in on this week's winner. More

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Last week at our local airport (CYKF), the automated AWOS/ATIS was out of commission. So one of our well-known ATC guys (Dave Clark, who was working ground control at the time) was heard on the ATIS frequency stating: "The automated AWOS/ATIS is currently unavailable. Winds are light and variable, and vis is CAVOK; runway 14 is in use, altimeter 29:95." The pilot ahead of me taxiing out called ground and said: "Waterloo Ground, this is Cessna CXYZ with information DAVE!" The ground controller (Dave Clark) immediately broke up, and we all had a good chuckle. T. G. Bennett via e-mail More