Slow day at the FSS?
I’m a student at Daniel Webster College, and one particularly nasty winter morning last year I was calling the briefer before my 7AM flight…
Me: Good morning this is N—DW, I’d like a standard VFR brief for the Nashua area and …
Briefer (cutting me off): You’re not going anywhere this morning except back to bed.
(pause)
… Still want your briefing?