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Heard at JFK one summer day after a very long ground roll and subsequent lift off by a British Airways 747.

Tower: “Speedbird XXX noise violation.” 

Speedbird XXX:"Send it to the ()(*&^% Queen.” 

Real story.

Dan Jenkins


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