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Romance in the air is alive and well. While on a CAP flight I heard the following over departure control:

Control:
Bonanza 123, squawk 4567.

A short while later …

Control:
Bonanza 123, do you have a passenger named [woman’s first name] aboard?

Bonanza 123:
Affirmative.

Control:
Can you put her on? We are holding an important message for her.

Bonanza 123:
Stand by.

[pause]

Bonanza 123 (woman’s voice):
This is [woman’s name].

Control:
We have been asked to relay a message to you from [man’s name] in [aircraft number]. Are you ready to copy?

[pause]

Bonanza 123 (woman’s voice):
Yes.

Control:
[Man’s name] sends the following message: “Will you marry me?”

Bonanza 123:
[garbled transmission]

Control:
We didn’t get that. What is your answer?

Bonanza 123 (woman’s voice):
I would be honored.

Control:
Bonanza 123, we copy and will relay.

[pause]

Cap Flight 2237:
Cap Flight 2237 offers best wishes to the bride.

Delta 0000:
Delta 0000 offers best wishes to the bride.

Control:
Bonanza 123, Cap Flight 2237 and Delta 0000 send best wishes to the bride.

Bonanza 123 (woman’s voice again):Thank you.

CAP Flight 2237:
Nice to know romance on the airways is alive and well. Over 3,000 hours up here, and I never heard anything like that.

Control:
Me either. We have never played cupid before.

Tom Simmons

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