Short Final…

…Overheard one evening in August just west of ATL: Tower: (To aircraft doing touch and goes alone in the pattern) …You watching the fireworks just north of here? Piper1234: Yup … what’s the holiday on August 18th that includes fireworks? Tower: No clue. Unidentified: Well, I know what it is. Ten year aniversary of my diviorce.(pause)…And now I know where the money has gone.

...Overheard one evening in August just west of ATL:

Tower: (To aircraft doing touch and goes alone in the pattern) ...You watching the fireworks just north of here?

Piper1234: Yup ... what's the holiday on August 18th that includes fireworks?

Tower: No clue.

Unidentified: Well, I know what it is. Ten year aniversary of my diviorce.
(pause)
...And now I know where the money has gone.