The following takes place at a high-altitude sector with multiple air carrier aircraft:
Pilot 1(apparently meaning to talk to the passengers) :
“This is the flight deck. Air traffic control has – uhh -” [unkeys]
ATC:
“Darn. I wanted to hear that.”
Pilot 2 (cheerfully) :
“Yeah. He was gonna blame you!”
Cheryl Bavister
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