Short Final…

From our “It all depends on how you look at it” file…

Controller: Cessna 12345, traffic at your 11 o'clock is a National Guard helicopter at 1500 feet.

Cessna 12345: Tower, 12345, negative contact. Looking for traffic.

Controller: Cessna 12345, guard helicopter is unarmed.

Cessna 12345: I would hope so...

(pause)

Cessna 12345: Tower, 12345, have field in sight. No friendly fire. Request frequency change.

Controller: (Laughing) Good day.