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Katana ###F (a student ... me): Number two following a Warrior that I am looking for.
Tower: The Warrior is on left downwind at about 2 oclock.
Katana ###F: I have the traffic in sight, Katana ###F.
(Few moments pass)
Katana ###F: Santa Rosa Tower, Katana ###F does not have the traffic in sight. What I saw was a bird.
Tower: (Laughter from the tower) Katana ###F, continue downwind. I'll call your turn to base.
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Super Cruiser: Caldwell tower, Super Cruiser N### has just departed Morristown, I would like to transition your airspace to the north.
CDW: Super Cruiser transition approved at or above 1700 ft.
(About 5 minutes later...)
CDW: Super Cruiser, say again aircraft type.
Super Cruiser: Caldwell Tower, I am a PA-12, 1946 Piper Cub Super Cruiser, just a bit old and slow.
CDW: Roger ... not unlike some of us in the Tower.
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Piper Cub: On final approach Runway 27.
Tower: Be advised there are slow movers crossing 27 at 1.
Piper Cub: That's O.K., we're slow movers, too.
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Tower: I thought I saw a pink mist down there. Is your plane OK?
Pilatus: Seems we're fine, but its not been a good day for Rocky.
Tower: Let's just hope Bullwinkle doesn't come looking...
(10 minutes later)
Airport 1: Taxi 31 for squirrel removal.
Unknown voice: Do you have an approved squirrel cage for that squirrel?
Airport 1: Uh... I'm afraid this is more of a shovel operation.
Tower: Cherokee ###, extend downwind. We're scraping up the squirrel.
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(Overheard May 15, 2004.)
Tower: Landing traffic, be advised that there's still a turkey on the runway.
Pilot (speaking immediately): Tower, Cessna ### clear of the active.
Tower: Thank you ... (laughter) ... but I meant the real turkey.
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Tower: Experimental XYZ, cleared to land 17, hold short of 35.
Me (without thinking): Roger, cleared on 17, hold short of 35.
(Several seconds later.)
Voice on frequency: I want to see this!
Another voice: Me, too!
Tower: Uh, Experimental XYZ, make that hold short of 22.
Voice: Darn!
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Controller: Cessna ###, what is your purpose here on the field?
Pilot: I'm here for my check ride.
(pause)
Controller: Are you a bit nervous?
Pilot: A bit...
Controller: Because you landed on the taxiway instead of the assigned runway....
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Overheard on a busy training day while joining the traffic pattern at Caldwell airport, N.J...
Tower: Cessna ###, traffic at your one o'clock and 1,200.
Cessna ###: We've got a Piper flying an extremely tight pattern ... or a go-around.
Tower: Piper ###, traffic, a Cessna, at your five o'clock and 1,300.
Piper: We've got a Cessna flying and extremely distant downwind ... or landing somewhere else.
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"Remember, you really only need two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape."
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Tower: Fokker 170, hold position.
Fokker 170: I don't know how to do that.
(pause)
Manila Tower: [Airliner] 2, hold position. Fokker 170, continue approach, cleared to land.